Je suis Rollo!
allisonweiss:

**SIGNED POSTER GIVEAWAY**
Have you ever wanted my face on your wall? Now is your chance to make it happen! Reblog to win this awesome 18”x24” poster. Is it silly that I’m giving away a giant photo of myself in a party hat on my birthday? Nahhh.

allisonweiss:

**SIGNED POSTER GIVEAWAY**

Have you ever wanted my face on your wall? Now is your chance to make it happen! Reblog to win this awesome 18”x24” poster. Is it silly that I’m giving away a giant photo of myself in a party hat on my birthday? Nahhh.

If the shoulders of the road are the shoulders, what is the road? The head?
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themonkeysyouordered:

What’s the best literal caption for this week’s New Yorker Caption Contest cartoon?

Let’s have our own caption contest to decide!

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Contest cartoon from the issue of 1/17/11:

[YOUR LITERAL CAPTION HERE]

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How it works:

1. Send submissions to themonkeysyouordered@gmail.com,…

Would you like a Jelly Baby?
The Doctor
In high school I was voted “most likely to live alone.” Joke’s on you, I have a cat!
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